Drink of Choice

My husband saw this on a bumper sticker and I can relate. Can you?

No tea for me, thanks. I prefer progress.

[Art by Mary Cassatt.]

Reproductive Advice

Saw this on a car the other day:

Can’t feed ’em?
Don’t breed ’em

Don’t know which species the pronoun was intended to represent, but I figure it works for all of ’em. Even the unpictured human variety.

[Art by Wendy Walgate.]

Always Remember to Read the Fine Print

ur new neighbor displays a PETA sticker on her car. When my husband first saw it, he couldn’t wait to tell me. He thought I’d have a new pal to discuss animals and rescue with.

I took a gander at the bumper propaganda and noticed there was small type next to the PETA acronym. Stepping closer, I could make it out: “People Eating Tasty Animals.”

I guess a new friend wasn’t in the cards for me.

[Drop cap courtesy of Jessica Hische.]

Wearing Your Heart on Your Car

Saw a bumper sticker in my ’hood yesterday. It read:

PEACE
Through Superior Arms

Made me want to attach this note next to it:

You mean, like,
Giant Hugs for Everybody?

[Art from wallartdesign.]