The “Not What It Seems” Department

For those whose New Year’s Resolutions include slimming down, here’s Sleep Talkin’ Man’s take on the poundage situation:

“I’m not fat. No. It’s just my awesomeness swelling up inside me.”

[Art by Fernando Botero.]

Ducking Responsibility

“Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.”
—From Sleep Talkin’ Man

If you need to laugh today (and really, who doesn’t?), visit Sleep Talkin’ Man to read the vile insults and random remarks spilled each night from one man’s slumbers.

[Photo by SJ.]